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There was a young man from Japan
Whose verses never would scan.
When they said this was so,
He said, "Yes, I know,
But I always try to get as many words in the last line
as I possibly can."
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She promptly turned into a cumberland sausage. "YOU HAVE A WOMANS PURSE, MY LORD!" She exclaimed arousingly.
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How does a Samurai make a sandwich?
To all Narutotards : They are not Ninjas!
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"Russia is part of europe and part of asia and then again he is part of nothing. Have you never wondered why the russian eagle has two heads? One head looks into the east and one into the west. They don't know where the belong." - England
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carpe diem
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